
Prepping for illegal plastic spud surgery.

Prepping for illegal plastic spud surgery.

“Do I look like a party dude? Oh wait, we all look the same to you, don’t we?!”

In other news, I have a short piece of fiction up on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency.


Nothing says robbery like a dollar sign on a bag.

…Because ninjas, like tigers, attack from behind.

So it begins…