
Ooouch.

Ooouch.



Oddly enough, that’s the literal meaning of the word “petrified.”



You know that classic image of the kid with his tongue frozen to a pole? It makes you wonder, why was he licking the pole in the first place? But here, well, here it’s pretty easy to connect the dots.
At least Venus isn’t bringing this statue to life. That would have been all kinds of wrong…

As if getting eaten weren’t bad enough…

