It’s a total “transformation.”
Tag: crime
Black Market Potato Parts
Prepping for illegal plastic spud surgery.
Never Rob a Chipmunk
Tiny firearm? Check. Adorable mugger’s outfit? Check. Pockets? …
Snowman Stickup
Melty the Mugger? The Thaw Thief? The Boiling-hot Bandit?
…Ok, I’ll stop now.
Dangerous Dessert
The pie laws in Clowntown are notoriously strict.
Pixelated Trauma
You’d be traumatized too if you were punched repeatedly and robbed of all your money.
Mob Enforcement
If the mole is also a mole, then they’re going to whack a mole mole.
Nouveau Riche
In other news, I have a short piece of fiction up on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency.
Soloist
Target Demographic
Onion Tears
Prison Break
