Something’s always bugged me about cartoon turtles (e.g. Franklin, Verne): how do they slip out of their shells so easily? Aren’t turtle shells attached to their ribs? Where’s the crippling pain?
Creative Heraldry
Guardian of the Magic Kingdom, perhaps?
Still Life
Sooner or later, some gallery will buy that wall for several million dollars.
Family Resemblance
Hard Sell
Haha, hard sell. How very punny. (Sorry.)
No Negotiations
“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
– Winston Churchill {{citation needed}}
Great Expectations
I just wanted to draw a diving suit ;)
Target Acquired
Trials have shown that peanut butter is too sticky to launch properly. Our panel recommends a softer ammunition with a larger spread, like jelly or mayonnaise. Spreadable butter will work in a pinch, but keep in mind it’s often not as spreadable as the name suggests. Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to lick the ammunition off the walls.
Scouting Mission
As you can imagine, it’s pretty hard to probe a T. rex.
Pygmalion
You know that classic image of the kid with his tongue frozen to a pole? It makes you wonder, why was he licking the pole in the first place? But here, well, here it’s pretty easy to connect the dots.
At least Venus isn’t bringing this statue to life. That would have been all kinds of wrong…
Ergonomic
I wish I had one of these…
Unfinished Business
Well, yes, I suppose in extreme cases, it could be fatal…