
He’ll be the prettiest polar bear at the polar bear prom.

He’ll be the prettiest polar bear at the polar bear prom.

It’s the elephant style of self-defence.

Almost as useless as “Math” and “Science.”

Teaches him for parking outside.

Fun fact: the battleship and artillery pieces from the original Monopoly were recycled from a failed board game named “Conflict.”
Oddly appropriate, wouldn’t you say?

Ok, so technically they’re not “men.” But whatever! Puns!

Starting the new year on a classy note.

Well, that’s it for 2013. The craziness continues in January.
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Note the wheeled heels.

The paleontologists who discovered this were very confused.

You could shoo them away, but they’re always hovering around, waiting to land on the most photogenic cuisine.

Three days of indigestion.