
I don’t know about you, but I feel weird whenever somebody else is wearing what I’m wearing. Maybe I should stop buying clothes at bargain stores?

I don’t know about you, but I feel weird whenever somebody else is wearing what I’m wearing. Maybe I should stop buying clothes at bargain stores?

“Cookie juice” was obviously inspired by this guy. Beware: the song is catchy.


I wonder if they make t-shirts like that?

Whatever happened to the fourth wall?

I’m suddenly reminded of that After Dark screensaver: the one where a rock, a piece of paper and a pair of scissors go around fighting each other. They all had unique finishing moves too…
Ah, the 90s…

Did you know the ancient Romans had a special room designed for purging? In the privacy of the vomitorium, they’d tickle the backs of their throats with long feathers till their stomachs were empty. At that point, they were ready for the next course.
Now if you believe that, I’ve got a bridge to sell you…



You know what the worst part is? Penguins eat fish ;)

Nothing says robbery like a dollar sign on a bag.