
No glass ceilings here. Just regular ceilings.

No glass ceilings here. Just regular ceilings.

The hashtags aren’t links. You can stop clicking them now.

Seriously, folks, canine obesity is a tragic, yet hilarious epidemic.

This is my 500th comic! That’s a good thing, right?

Don’t you hate it when barbarian hordes trample your prize petunias?

Clearly, the lesson here is that if you want to make friends, you should pretend to be something you’re not.

Both: bwinking.

Mane pattern baldness?
![Quit playing games with [his] heart.](https://i0.wp.com/www.quiddlebee.com/stuff/493-doctor-of-doom-the-sequel.gif?resize=400%2C400)
If you’d like to see this on a shirt – possibly your shirt – head on over to Threadless and vote it up! You’ll also have my eternal thanks!
(This is an update of this not-so-classic comic from last year.)
Update: The people have spoken and scored this with a 2.88/5. Hmm. Maybe the reference is too obscure?

The manliest mutton chops.