
Prepping for illegal plastic spud surgery.

Prepping for illegal plastic spud surgery.

I’ll bet he grows up to be a talented cardiac surgeon.

Alternate title: Victor’s Pet Monster.

The tides rise and fall as the moon bounces up and down.
This makes perfect sense.

No, not those cloud cars.

Alternate title: Star Wars Sleepover.
That’s blue milk, by the way.

Can plastic hippos survive on plastic marbles? I suppose so. Assuming real hippos can survive on real marbles.

“I’m thinking of turning evil. Should I turn evil?”
Yes – definitely
“Will I need an evil army?”
Without a doubt
“Hmm. I’ll need fuel for an evil army. Trees burn, don’t they?”
Signs point to yes
“Haha. It’s not like the trees could fight back, right?”
Ask again later
…
That’s a palantÃr, by the way. If you didn’t know that, you’re probably a sane and well-adjusted individual. Congratulations.

Assembly instructions not included ;)
(Alas, another T-shirt design stuck in limbo.)



This is probably the same kid.