I hereby present my second submission to Threadless!
Now it’s up to you — my intelligent, good-looking, well-connected readers — to
vote it up and spread the word.
Please and thank you!
Well, the votes are in and the final score is 3.68/5 (which is apparently pretty good). All we have to do now is wait for their decision…
Thanks for all the support!
Prepping for illegal plastic spud surgery.
I’ll bet he grows up to be a talented cardiac surgeon.
Alternate title: Victor’s Pet Monster.
The tides rise and fall as the moon bounces up and down.
This makes perfect sense.
No, not those cloud cars.
Alternate title: Star Wars Sleepover.
That’s blue milk, by the way.
Can plastic hippos survive on plastic marbles? I suppose so. Assuming real hippos can survive on real marbles.
“I’m thinking of turning evil. Should I turn evil?”
Yes – definitely
“Will I need an evil army?”
Without a doubt
“Hmm. I’ll need fuel for an evil army. Trees burn, don’t they?”
Signs point to yes
“Haha. It’s not like the trees could fight back, right?”
Ask again later
That’s a palantír, by the way. If you didn’t know that, you’re probably a sane and well-adjusted individual. Congratulations.
Assembly instructions not included ;)
(Alas, another T-shirt design stuck in limbo.)