Alternate title: Victor’s Pet Monster.

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The tides rise and fall as the moon bounces up and down.
This makes perfect sense.

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No, not those cloud cars.

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Alternate title: Star Wars Sleepover.

That’s blue milk, by the way.

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Can plastic hippos survive on plastic marbles? I suppose so. Assuming real hippos can survive on real marbles.

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“I’m thinking of turning evil. Should I turn evil?”
Yes – definitely

“Will I need an evil army?”
Without a doubt

“Hmm. I’ll need fuel for an evil army. Trees burn, don’t they?”
Signs point to yes

“Haha. It’s not like the trees could fight back, right?”
Ask again later

That’s a palantír, by the way. If you didn’t know that, you’re probably a sane and well-adjusted individual. Congratulations.

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Assembly instructions not included ;)

(Alas, another T-shirt design stuck in limbo.)

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This is probably the same kid.

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Hmm… I wonder if there’s a voodoo supervillain?

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