Mitosis? How scandalous!
Somebody should make a site for Bunsen burner recipes. You know, for the hungry chemist on the go. Maybe an Erlenmeyer soufflé or something.
(No, molecular gastronomy doesn’t count.)
On a completely different note: s’mores!
This will me in a few decades.
That’s the great thing about scientific experiments: if it succeeds, you win praise and a page in the history books. If it fails, you gain superpowers. And several pages in the comic books.
Random piece of trivia:
As a teenager, Ben Franklin wrote letters to a newspaper under the pseudonym “Mrs. Silence Dogood,” a middle-aged widow. Apparently, her writings were so popular that she received several marriage proposals.