Notice that he doesn’t use the word “are.”
Buccaneer Battle Scars
Invest Like a Pirate
Wow, I just realized that that’s a bank built on sand… a sandbank?
It was unintentional, I swear!
(Also, I’m exactly one week early for ITLAPD. Arrr.)
Piratical Hygiene
Remember Hook ? Captain Hook had a whole range of accessories (including a baseball glove) to replace his left hand/stump. Best part of the movie ;)
Personal Music Device
The answer is yes, the pirate is playing air guitar.
Wag the Dog
Bonus points to anyone who understands the reference in the title (Bonus Points™ have no cash value).
…So, apparently there was a problem with the comments. Something about logging in and whatnot. Hopefully, that’s fixed now. Sorry.
South Seas Diet
Distilled
Lost Reputation
