Waiterbot finds your lack of generosity disturbing.
Galvanized Gratuity
Invest Like a Pirate
Wow, I just realized that that’s a bank built on sand… a sandbank?
It was unintentional, I swear!
(Also, I’m exactly one week early for ITLAPD. Arrr.)
Nouveau Riche
In other news, I have a short piece of fiction up on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency.
Coin Operated
“What’s that, Lassie? Timmy’s stuck in the machine?”
Bad Hair Day
Now that I think about it, tipping seems to be something of a paradox. It’s a voluntary payment… given under duress :S
“I don’t tip.” – Mr. Pink
Missed Appointment
I don’t know which is more weird: the sign, or the man waiting impatiently in front of it.
Loot Bag
Nothing says robbery like a dollar sign on a bag.
The Wealth of Nations
Spare Change
Where else does all the money go?
Incognito
So it begins…