Prepping for illegal plastic spud surgery.
Black Market Potato Parts
Teenage Identity Crisis
“Do I look like a party dude? Oh wait, we all look the same to you, don’t we?!”
Nouveau Riche
In other news, I have a short piece of fiction up on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency.
Untraceable
Loot Bag
Nothing says robbery like a dollar sign on a bag.
Foiled
…Because ninjas, like tigers, attack from behind.
Incognito
So it begins…