I’ll bet he grows up to be a talented cardiac surgeon.
Doctor of Doom
Pixelated Trauma
You’d be traumatized too if you were punched repeatedly and robbed of all your money.
The Ultimate Weapon
“Surrender, knave! Or taste the cold steel of my icosahedron!”
Mob Enforcement
If the mole is also a mole, then they’re going to whack a mole mole.
GG
In ancient Rome, “sudden death” was actually sudden death ;)
Given the stakes, I’m surprised there wasn’t more cheating in the Colosseum. Sand-kicking and whatnot. They had nothing to lose. What could the ref do? Give the other guy a penalty stab?
(Pointless trivia: the murmillo vs retiarius match-up was popularized by this classic painting.)
Heads Up
Comic #300!
Appropriately enough, this is a not-so-subtle reference to one of my earliest attempts at humour.
Free Parking
(Click to biggify.)
On a standard Monopoly board, New York Avenue sits right next to Free Parking. Coincidence?
On an unrelated note, the orange set is probably the best set in the game. It strikes a perfect balance between affordability and soul-crushing rent rates. The purple set (St. Charles Place & co.) is second on my list. Together, they can lock down the only escape from jail ;)
No Cheating
Logic Game
I’m suddenly reminded of that After Dark screensaver: the one where a rock, a piece of paper and a pair of scissors go around fighting each other. They all had unique finishing moves too…
Ah, the 90s…
Surgery
Party Disaster
Keep Away
…And that’s why tyrannosaurs ate meat.