It’s a good day to sleep in.
Earliest Inconvenience
Avian Espionage
They’re totally going to tweet about this.
Moving Day Mismatch
At least the rent’s pretty low.
Predigested
Vomitrocious.
Welcome Party
It’s the first (official) day of spring! Time for a song…
Twitiquette
Have I mentioned I’m on Twitter? No? Well, it’s no big deal. Nothing to see there.
For the Birds
It’s a net. What else would they use it for? ;)
Alternate title: Tweet Meat. (Alas, I couldn’t find anything to rhyme with “fail.”)
With apologies to Yiying Lu.
A Wing and a Prayer
Unscary
Personal Music Device
The answer is yes, the pirate is playing air guitar.
Trailing
Nature the Unfair
You know what the worst part is? Penguins eat fish ;)