Have I mentioned I’m on Twitter? No? Well, it’s no big deal. Nothing to see there.
Piratical Hygiene
Remember Hook ? Captain Hook had a whole range of accessories (including a baseball glove) to replace his left hand/stump. Best part of the movie ;)
Survival Strategy
Holiday Decor
The presents will have to be tiny.
Recharging
The Gift of Life
Destroyer of Socks
Fortified
Also plumber-proof.
Leaf Dryer
He’s going to need extension cords.
Here Be Pranksters
And that’s the origin of sea serpents.
Nouveau Riche
In other news, I have a short piece of fiction up on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency.
Sightless Spook
Why waste a perfectly good piece of cloth?