
Vomitrocious.

Vomitrocious.

Introducing Balloonachute™: the portable anti-gravity solution!

Fun fact: knights turn red when they’re cooked.

Hipster Salmon only listens to the most obscure indy fish bands.

Don’t worry, there were no fatalities. A few flattened citizens, but nothing a bicycle pump couldn’t fix.

I’ve always wondered about centaur anatomy… How many stomachs does one mythical creature really need?

Some lucky paleontologist will stumble on the remains and declare that dinosaurs were derpy.

Sure, they call it a “circle of life,” but it’s really just a monarchy based on predation. A world where death and taxes are the same thing.

“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” — Arthur C. Clarke
“Does that mean the Magic School Bus is a super-robot?” — me
“Try not to overthink it.” — my brain

The tides rise and fall as the moon bounces up and down.
This makes perfect sense.

Mops are surprisingly hard to draw.

The only thing missing is a horse-drawn carriage in the background.