I guess this makes him half a king?
Proximity Peril
Personal space is a dangerous place.
Tex Rex
Armpit holsters?
Viral Voyeur
Mitosis? How scandalous!
Close Shave
I guess you could say it’s a “sharp” hairstyle. Get the “point”? It’s totally “graphite.”
Chop Chop
He looks angry. Maybe carrots killed his sensei?
Trick Shot
Non-lethal weapon?
Froggy Faux Pas
Reminds me of this. How droll.
Meals on Wheels
This is by far the greenest waste management system.
Incriminating Hygiene
Nobody likes a tattletale toothpaste.
Cuddle Commando
B is for Baby Bottle Bandolier.
Galvanized Gratuity
Waiterbot finds your lack of generosity disturbing.