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(This is an update of this not-so-classic comic from last year.)
Update: The people have spoken and scored this with a 2.88/5. Hmm. Maybe the reference is too obscure?
The manliest mutton chops.
He’ll be the prettiest polar bear at the polar bear prom.
It’s the elephant style of self-defence.
Almost as useless as “Math” and “Science.”
Teaches him for parking outside.
Fun fact: the battleship and artillery pieces from the original Monopoly were recycled from a failed board game named “Conflict.”
Oddly appropriate, wouldn’t you say?
Ok, so technically they’re not “men.” But whatever! Puns!
Starting the new year on a classy note.
Well, that’s it for 2013. The craziness continues in January.
The paleontologists who discovered this were very confused.