Here are just a few of the characters you might encounter:
Robot with Feelings
Aw, the little guy wants a hug!
Awesome-man
Self-appointed defender of all things awesome. Probably radioactive.
Everyman
Look at him: eating his lunch without a care in the world. The monster.
Dog
Man’s best friend. Answers to Fido, Rex, or any loud noise.
Cat
Fearsome predator of suburbia. Always good for a few lulz.
Hipster
Suave and sophisticated. Note the fair trade beverage in his hand. He’s drinking it ironically.
Annoyed Girl
Comic foil. No pickup line is safe from her withering disapproval. Not much fun at parties.
Otto von Brawn
Action star. Best known for his role as Otto von Brawn, action star. Popularized the catchphrase “Auf wiedersehen, baby.”
Vegetable Police
Detectives with a dash of vitamin C. Notable cases include the Potato Head Mystery and the Case of the Stainless Steel Sauna.
Nerd
Programmer by day, programmer by night. The first and last word on sci-fi forums. Future ruler of the world. Be afraid.
Those pockets aren’t going to protect themselves…
Princess
Usually rooming with dragons or various monsters. Repeatedly rescued by plumbers. Sings with animals.
Squirrel Mafia
Rulers of the animal underworld. Enjoy nuts.
Monkey
‘Nuff said.
Baby
Prone to extreme mood swings and violent outbursts. Also leaky.
Scientist
A devoted student of Knowledge and Progress. Hard at work improving the human condition.
Zombie
Aw, the little guy wants a hug!
