
Something’s always bugged me about cartoon turtles (e.g. Franklin, Verne): how do they slip out of their shells so easily? Aren’t turtle shells attached to their ribs? Where’s the crippling pain?

Guardian of the Magic Kingdom, perhaps?

Sooner or later, some gallery will buy that wall for several million dollars.


Haha, hard sell. How very punny. (Sorry.)

“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
– Winston Churchill {{citation needed}}

I just wanted to draw a diving suit ;)

Trials have shown that peanut butter is too sticky to launch properly. Our panel recommends a softer ammunition with a larger spread, like jelly or mayonnaise. Spreadable butter will work in a pinch, but keep in mind it’s often not as spreadable as the name suggests. Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to lick the ammunition off the walls.

As you can imagine, it’s pretty hard to probe a T. rex.

You know that classic image of the kid with his tongue frozen to a pole? It makes you wonder, why was he licking the pole in the first place? But here, well, here it’s pretty easy to connect the dots.
At least Venus isn’t bringing this statue to life. That would have been all kinds of wrong…

I wish I had one of these…

Well, yes, I suppose in extreme cases, it could be fatal…