Please tell me this happens in the wild.

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There’s a skeleton in the water closet!

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Parting the White Sea.

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Well, that’s a wrap. Merry Christmas, y’all. See you next year.

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Marvy. Fab. Far out.

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At least the rent’s pretty low.

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And that’s how dogs were domesticated. True story.

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“Surrender, knave! Or taste the cold steel of my icosahedron!”

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The moral of this story is “never eat your vegetables.”

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I’m going out on a limb here to say that most crackers can’t swim.

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Eye contact can make or break a monster-victim relationship.

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Now she can use both hands to catch the Golden Snitch.

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